Things were a little simpler 90 years ago when Mr Zip-Zip-Zip! was penned. You can hear the tune by clicking the play button, if you're really curious.
That particular rendition was from the Lawrence Welk Orchestra and the lips of Rocky Rockwell.
I really don't care for any of it but somehow careened into it while checking out the fashion ads from Ebony magazine.
Actually, I'm not sure how I stumbled onto that page. I started out looking for 46L blazers on EBay.
Well, I was a 44L blazer size and 36 waist for as long as I can remember. Then I gave up cigarettes about 3 years ago. It was like immediately ~ 30+ pounds gained in no time at all.
True, I no longer smell like an ashtray but I'm slowly turning into a big ol' boy.