This is an interesting concept. Your laptop is stolen. It has lots of personal data on it but you're not worried.
And why not?
Because your laptop is protected by LaptopLock. LaptopLock uses proprietary MoJo to be on alert for your missing laptop and will render it useless the first time the scoundrel logs onto the Internet.
Howz that for high tech, eh?
I spotted that one at Don-Guitar who, along with his wife, puts out a fairly informative bi-monthly newsletter.