The devil made me do it

Do you feel like a loser? Well, here, this'll make you feel better.

If you can't beat them, join them

Or is it more like life just seems so difficult lately. Try this one for your psyche.

Life sucks, and then you die...

There you go. Don't you feel better now with those time worn cliches and platitudes?

There's even more of such tripe at the Book of Cliches