Magna cum Biggie

I saw on TV that some of our local colleges & universities are having graduation ceremonies this month. That, in turn, reminded me of this little story I'd heard somewhere along the way.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"