Finding yourself a Yugo is the tricky bit

High gasoline prices, ha! That won't keep Mr Peterka from loading the wife, kids and the picnic basket into the car and heading for the lake.

This is old technology. I recall a book or website about WWII that had pictures of cars in Germany and France with honking big Weber grills or similar on the back bumper doing what Mr Peterka is doing today with his Yugo.