Oh deer

Today's the first day of deer season (gun) here in Kentucky. I don't hunt. I've nothing against it. I guess I'm just too lazy to traipse around the woods.

Now the neighbor goes every year and tells me how much he enjoys it, even though he is getting up in years. I just hope he went to his optometrist this year, even though he says he can still see good enough to hunt.

I'm not so sure after seeing the buck he took last season.