Joke(s) de jour

Here's some college football humor compliments of Poor & Stupid.

It's college football season!

Question: What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs?
Answer: Drool.

Question: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
Answer: A full set of teeth.

Question: How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
Answer: Grease her hips and push. (Also helps if you have a salt lick about five feet inside the door.)

Question: How do you get an Okla. State graduate off your porch?
Answer: Pay him for the pizza.

Question: Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
Answer: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

Question: Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
Answer: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Question: What are the longest three years of a Stephen F. Austin football player's life?
Answer: .His freshman year.

Question: How many Oklahoma freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: .None. That's a sophomore course.

Question: Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
Answer: Tempe, Arizona. He knew that the police would never look at ASU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

Question: How do you get the Alabama football team to stand for the National Anthem?
Answer: The stadium announcer says "...will the defendants please rise?Answer: .."

Question: Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?.
Answer: You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

Question: Why did Iowa put Astroturf in at Kinnick stadium?
Answer: To keep their cheerleaders from grazing during halftime.