They don't have to die

This may sound callous, but really, the simple solution to survive this is...

Don't try to sneak into the country through the Arizona desert, especially in the middle of Summer!

Just be patient, amigo, as TSOBJM has joined up with Massachusetts' best known Oldsmobile driver and is going to let you in the front door.

And once you get here and get inside the voting booth, don't forget what nice RINO made all this possible for you, eh?