Some kilt humor for ya'

Being Scots-Irish descent, I enjoyed this one:

There was this Scotsman who went out for a drink. He had one too many and on the way home fell asleep beside the road. Two curious and mischievous ladies spotted him and wondering what Scotsmen wear under their kilts, they took a peek. Having satisfied their curiosity, one of the ladies pulled a blue ribbon from her hair to leave with the Scot.

Presently, the Scotsman awoke and needing to relieve himself he goes behind a tree and lifts up his kilt. Noting the unexpected accouterment, the Scot exclaims, "I don't know where ya bin, laddy, but ya won first prize."