29 June 2005

Next time try robbing a gun shop

What is this guy thinking - A string of donut shop robberies? Didn't he realize that eventually he was going to run into one, it just so happened this one was off-duty, but still...

Plus, you just have to love the paragraph, "He allegedly held up the doughnut shop to get gas money to drive his mother's car to a court appearance on weapons charges."

3 comments:

Barb said...

A minor Darwin award - or whatever the equivalent is for dorks who don't die from their stupidity. Yep - good reason to rob donut shops, dimwit!

Appalachian Gun Trash said...

Yeah, not only a minor Darwin for that brainy strategy, but that paragraph about robbing the shop to buy gasoline for mom's car so he could drive to his court appearance screams L-O-S-E-R!

I don't even have see the guy or talk to him to know he is a major Eff-Up in the big game of life.

Moe said...

That cop ought not be so modest. He's already gonna be fodder for all the late night monologues, so he may as well make the most of it. Heh :)