Fluff piece of the day

I rarely care about this sort of stuff. But, after doing my Daily Read the old saw about "pouring salt in the wound" came to mind. Why? Well, can you imagine how the fiance, John Mason, must feel after he sees this one?

John-boy, you need to tell that honey to take a hike. This many people on the planet and over half of them female? You can do better, John. I don't care how good her "stuff" is, you can do better, just keep looking.