29 January 2011

At my favorite price - free!

Do you go to WalMart just to sample the free food samples? Well, this is the page for you - In Store Now at your local WalMart. Just plug in your zip code and you'll find out what free goodies are being offered at your local WallyWorld.

1 comment:

Kold_Kadavr_flatliner said...

Sex in Heaven?? Why not?? If you worship on Sundays in Heaven and Almighty God provides everything else, why not intimate love make’n for the whole length of eternity? Why not gorgeous, 11-year-old girls in panties with their budding, adorable breasts who approach you in their shyness? Why not have five, whole, weeks nonstop in a Mansion on a cloud where you could kiss their bare feet as they're in XTC before thee? Why not feed’m delicious delicacies after skinny dipping? Baklava, strawberries, pudd’n, Starbuxxx I-scream? Why not take a shower with girls, giving them a sensuous backrub, kiss’n their Aussie tulips and being one as both of you float? That’s the Heaven I want. Dunno bout you, brudda, but I want that. I wanna love’m as deep and wide as the universe is round and lengthy; I wanna love’m soft, slow, and smooth for taking us to this wonderFULL realm Upstairs. See, God knew, of course, the ol El Diablo would lie like a rug and trick U.S. into believing love make’n wouldn’t be possible in Heaven, so why not git a buncha ho’s and condemn yourself? ‘Sex is just for earth’ you say? WRONG. If you have the desire, anything and everything is possible in the Great Beyond. So, dream big, America. God loves that. God loves U.S. to ‘pull Him down outta the sky’ and fantasize about where we’re going. Dream extra-infinite. God can and will provide if we have a faith seed. God will water. God bless you.